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Thursday, July 2, 2009

Meeting Kim Part 3 (And Other Things)

Where did I leave off? Oh yeah, she told me that I make her feel uncomfortable. BOOM (massive bomb).

So we don't talk for the rest of the night and then into the next day, and then...

"So I hope you're not mad at me, I was just being honest."

It's one of those things that you tell another person when you DON'T plan on ever talking to them again. Alas, she contacted me again.

I didn't respond for A WHILE.

"Ignoring me now?"

"Lol yeah"

Kinda hoping soften things up with an LOL. Didn't do shit, though.

"Why?"

I imagine the stereotypical fat girl that you meet on a date that won't leave you alone even when you say "no more of you".

"Strange to hear you say that after you tell me you don't feel comfortable around me. Actually, it's strange to hear from you at all after you said that."

"But I told you why."

"How does that matter?"

"I dunno. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings."

"It's not a matter of hurting my feelings so much as it's about why you're still talking to me after you made it clear I make you feel uncomfortable."

"I dunno, 'cause you're on my phone?"


As if the fact that she's contacting me again didn't have "dumb bitch" written all over it, this takes the cake AND the fucking table the cake was on.

I would send her another text a couple days later...

"Creep is my specialty. ;-)-"

I know... shut up.

"-I'm not done if you're not done."

...to no avail. Better to get rejection from a fatty than a hotty.

Conclusion of the Kim experience.

Deleting from phone..................................... now.

Love and Ciao,

Trevor.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Meeting Kim Part 2: BOOM BOOM

Last night was a mix of both extreme amounts of good and extreme amounts of bad, ultimately ending very badly.

She looks thin in her picture. Was she thin? Hell no. I saw her standing outside of her car and my first thought was "......god damnit." Not that she was fat to an unbelievable extent, but she was undoubtedly overweight. Big sunglasses on (mark of a bitch) and a purple dress that showed a very unnatural cleavage. Her looks would get better WHILE she was sitting down, and if I would have been drunk, there'd of been no hold-backs.

I gave her a friendly hug to set the tone (as suggested by Chet, one of the dating gurus I have high respect for). She was clearly into it. We immediately got into the car and drove to Jon's Coney. Closed. We drove to Biggby Coffee. BARELY open with ten or fifteen minutes left. During the ride, we were flirting, talking, and having a good time.

We sat down and at first the conversation skipped the runway. She was NOT very open in the beginning, but it wasn't hard to get into a real conversation. I simply talked about music, which I knew based on her profile we both had in common. I mentioned that I play the piano and have been playing it for years. She says she HATES the piano and the sound it makes.

"It's too perfect of a sound. There's no percussion in the sound it makes. No faults."

I agree with the later half, but couldn't forgive hating the piano.

"I love to explore and find new places. I love adventure."
I'd say.

"I don't care about seeing to places because I don't have the money or the interest."
She'd say in response. "The only place I really want to go to is Spain." I shuttered.

She kept rolling her eyes and making this clicking sound with her tongue that drove me nuts. It reminded me of Janet's "Yan Poofy Boat" on a much much smaller scale.

She said she didn't care what other people thought of her, and I could tell it was genuine. I admired that. If I could do that, I wouldn't have to go through whole DAYS of reflecting on something.

We were WELL past Biggby's closing time, so we walked to Tim Hortons not too far away. 24/7. We were in luck. We talked and talked and talked. Had a deep, healthy conversation that I hadn't felt in a while. She kept flirting with me, lightly slapping me, stepping on my feet and keeping it there, she wanted to arm wrestle and I kicked her ass. It was while she was correcting me for my use of the word "pronunciation" that I found myself looking into her eyes and hearing her soft, soothing voice and thinking "Wow... it drowns out the fatness." and "Damn, she's being really physical. Her tits don't look so ugly up close." lol nope, I was completely compromising while hearing her talk sweetly. She looked like a new anchor with a bit of acne.

Something about her I found so attractive, it shined through the slight ugliness and fatness. She seemed almost unobtainable. Cracking the assumption that fat people, especially women, are insecure and desperate. Nope, not her. She had a care-free "I don't give a fuck" attitude while giving me the kind of gripping conversation I hardly ever felt with Janet. I was hooked.

"I love having someone to hold and cuddle with."

Let it be known right here, right now that I'm not into BBW. However, what I was getting from this girl was a sexual attraction brought on by a personality trait. I've seen few men (if any) actually accomplish this, but to see a woman do it to me was unprecedented.

One thing to point out was how quick I was to completely open up and be honest about things I probably shouldn't have been honest about because they sounded chodey and loser-like. One example I can come up with was when she mentioned this OTHER guy she recently met online, he wouldn't stop talking about her eyes. Then I go and mention how her eyes are "soft" and her voice is "soothing". CHODE. MASSIVE CHODE, TREVOR. Not only was it something I KNEW a chode said to her, I said it KNOWING the chode said it to her. I did my best to keep the cocky/funny in play, and I thought I did very well.

She then mentioned how my profile makes she sound conceited and asshole-like. I can understand why and will be changing it accordingly.

""Knight in shining armor"?... Please."

The way she said it made it sound stupid.

""I am that guy"?... Come on."

Like solving a puzzle that you couldn't solve as if you could never figure out anything to begin with.

All I could do was admit the fault. I had no playful defense I could say in response. No comeback, nothing cocky, nothing funny. She was right when I could of sworn I wasn't wrong.

We left at around midnight. I pushed her and she pushed me, back and forth, back and forth. If nothing else, I had found a pretty good friend with possible benefits. You say "ew" because she's a little chubby, but she's got an okay face with only slightly saggy tits. Sexual attraction is not in the looks with her, but it comes twice as hard through personality.

I have her drop me off at the end of the court in case something happened and she decided to burn my house down. Lol stupid. I know. I go inside and have a little text exchange with her that drops an unexpecting bomb.

"Verdict?"

"Not too bad. I think I'll be seeing more of you."
I know, a little chodey looking back at it.

"Haha maybe."

"Lol or not. Like I said... whatever."

"Haha the world may never know."

"The world? Come on."

":)"

"Well, you DID send me a message that said "you're cute"-"


*screeching sound* Okay, I forgot a part.

While we were drinking whatever and eating whatever, she sends me this RANDOM text message that said "You're cute." Which gave me ammunition for cocky/funny. She kept checking her phone for the time and so I sent her a message that said "Stop it."

"-I guess you're not sick of me just yet."

Enter the bomb.

"You're just a little too hard to be comfortable around."

BOOM.

"Seriously? How?"

"You never seemed relaxed and you were overanalyzing everything."


BOOM BOOM.

It's been going through my head all night and all morning. I can't figure it out. We were having a great time, she kept flirting with me non-stop, she kept talking to me about whatever, and then out of left-field she says "You're just a little too hard to be comfortable around." I keep trying to come up with some excuse for it like maybe she's just 19 and dumb, or fat and secretly insecure, or being playful and it didn't translate on text.

This morning I got a text.

"So I hope you're not mad at me. I was just being honest."

Love and Ciao,

Trevor.

Meeting Kim

I'm quickly forming a thing where I set up coffee hangouts with women I meet online.

I talked with Kim for two hours. She suggested coffee after hour one passed by. I mentioned working for a car and she said she'd pick me up.

Look, I've got a fear that eventually, as I do this meet and greet thing with women, all I'm gonna get are the uglies and the psychos. Not to say she's either of those, but SOMETHING is gonna be off about her. I know it.

Her profile says:

"I have strong faith in christianity."

When someone goes out the their way to SAY they're a Christian, they've got a deep devotion. I made sure to mention my Atheism and how respectful I am of others.

"Don't worry, I'm respectful too."

To counter-balance the religion...

"I'm really into music, its a huge part of my life. I listen to absolutely every genre (and i actually mean that: rock, country, rap, opera, jazz, techno, classical, everything) I play the viola, acoustic guitar, and I sing. I am driven by music and that is the career path I'm taking in life."


and

"I'm a pretty outgoing person, not very shy at all. I'm always the one to strike up a conversation first. I don't really have boundaries in public, I enjoy going crazy."


and

"When in a relationship, I tend to be very affectionate and some people might say clingy. I just like to show my affection physically and I can't do that if we don't hang out. I love a night out, but I also love a night in. Cuddling is always, always a plus."


and

"I cannot stand stupid people, and by stupid, I mean someone who cannot have an intelligent conversation.
I hate people who are strung up so tight they can't get down on the ground and have a tickle fight once in a while."

and

"I'm home from school for the summer, just working sometimes, so my schedule is pretty flexible."

It's worth it to at least MEET the girl.

She's got a couple pictures on the site of her from yesterday. She looks attractive enough in those. The only one that doesn't sit well is one where she's smiling and her face is "round". Hey, I'm not calling the kettle black or anything here, I'm just saying. I'm a little worried that I'll meet her and she's kinda fat and sorta ugly.

Coffee at night. Awesome. Coffee house that's open on a Sunday night? Haha good luck.

Love and Ciao,

Trevor.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Janet

So while I'm getting text messages from Emily (girl from plentyoffish.com) that say, and I quote, "I think you should come cuddle with me", I've been a little busy talking with Janet (another girl from pentoffish.com).

"WhaTS GooOD ShaWTY LooKIN SeXxY iN Youzr PiCTurES DroPEd U a BIg SPlasH.....uh....hahaha?

if you're not doing anything later this evening, and you have enough courage...ha. you should come out with me to an open mic. it could be fun. it's in down town mount clemens...pretty close to where you live. i could get you if you needed me to, which you probably would.

if you're too nervous, it's okay, you don't have to go. i'm not going to force you. no pressure.

janet."


I said yes and met her after dusk by the Hungry Howies. It was bitter cold.

She drives a black car with white, circular bumper stickers and, I would only later find out, one-use camera photos on the ceiling. She's short with baby fat still on her face. "Cute". Brunette with blonde streaks and pastel yarn across holding back her hair. "Artistic". And I was sitting in her car laughing and having a great time. Like friends. Yes, "Friends". Not "Potential Boyfriend" or even "Mr. Potential", just "Friends". And I'd care about that problem if it was a problem for me because, I happen to feel the same way about her. No matter how hard I try, I have no attraction for her in that way... and I can't figure out why. She's as good at guitar as I am at piano, vocals as well... she likes bands that I know and enjoy (Laura Viers, The Decemberists, The Books)... I just can't seem to get this attraction for her. And once I realized that, I had to make a decision. Either try and sleep with her (which I wouldn't have enjoyed regardless), or stay friends forever.

After the open mic, an introduction to her friends that I could have sworn I'd gone to school with, and her little performance, we headed back and talked and laughed non-stop... like friends. I had this high-pitched voice I couldn't seem to shake no matter what I said, and she wasn't giving off any of those "signals". Sure, I attempted to "flirt", but it was evident that neither of us felt anything.

It's a shame really... could've sworn that I'd be madly in love with someone that loved music like I do... I surprise myself all the time. I guess that's one reason why life is so much fun.

The next day, there was no communication. Maybe this'll die out like Brittany before this one.

And while all this is happening, I'm at least guaranteed a "Hey handsome, let's cuddle" from "Emily" once or twice pretty much every day.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

It's Working

I've pissed some off...

"lol ohhhh

ur one of those guys that try to be all funny and witty to make up for their lack of self confidence and insecurities. hence why you are single now and probably will always remain that way.

good luck with everything. "

...and I've blown some away...

"you are an incredible musician, why don't you have a million girls surrounding you? i mean you're nice, and talented, great personality, and attractive. what happened? why aren't you dating someone?!"

...so no matter what, I'm being fulfilled with knowledge and, ultimately, happiness.

This way, I'm becoming more and more comfortable talking to women, planning the next thing to stay with an abundance of time. That's awesome.

I've also closed a couple times... well, actually, THEY close. I don't have to do anything, I just come off as that kind of guy. They give me their numbers. WOMEN GIVE ME THEIR NUMBERS. I never thought I'd see that day.

I think the thing is, I'm an amazing guy that a lot of women are looking for, I just don't convey that too well in person. Working on it.

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There comes a point when you're online talking to women, that you realize you can say whatever the hell you want to get a positive response (outside of "there's a parrot on your head").

I also realized recently that who you are online doesn't translate well with who you turn out to be in real life.

Love and Ciao,

Trevor.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

"It's Not Me"

So I had been flirting with a girl online. Turns out, when I asked her why she only had one picture up on her profile, she said in response:

"because it's not me.

it's zooey deschanel. *love her*"

First assumption is that she's ugly. And I thought that that picture looked familiar...

I'll let you all know if she gives me an actual picture.

Love and Ciao,

Awesome.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Plenty Of Fish: Profile Comment

Something I laugh at every time about my profile regarding what I'd do on "the first date"...

"I would sit you down and have a personal and intimate conversation with your soul..."

lol. Don't ask me why, 'cause I have no idea. It sounded romantic. The full version being...

"I would sit you down and have a personal and intimate conversation with your soul over tea or coffee, give you a piggy-back ride and run around because the world is ours, hold hands and gaze into each other's eyes until we feel this unbreakable bonds at which point we'd kiss the most passionate kiss you've ever exchanged with a man.

...but I'm not out to date."

Love and Ciao,

Trevor.

Plenty Of Fish: Observations

Yeah, you get to talk to an endless number of women and yes you have a lot of time to come up with something, but unlike actually doing it in person, you know a considerable amount about them off the bat and oh! (I learned this the hard way) It's almost impossible to sound flirtatious over online messages. True.

When you're opening with a comment about a pic, you've gotta POINT OUT which pic and hope they know which one you're talking about.

Love and Ciao,

Awesome.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Plenty Of Fish

So a friend of mine (we'll call him Tommy Gun), the same guy that opened me up to this new world, opened me up to www.plentyoffish.com after telling me about another one of his friends that he introduced it to.

The idea for this is for me to be able to work out what works on women and what doesn't without having a total crash and burn in person.

So far, it's been working out pretty good for me. He told me to try "hey brat." or comment on something particular about one of their profile pictures.

Sometimes it worked great...

SUBJECT: hands in the air go ROCK ON.

"hey brat."

"Brat???? lol do i know you. hi"

Sometimes, they don't get it...

"hey brat?" or "do i kno u?"

Or sometimes, they throw it in my face...

"Hmm its kinda sad...think you're trying to be funny or a smart ass....that's just stupid...and not impressive at all...so let's say you not reply to me k? Bye"

But no matter what, I keep running the train and don't stop. I move on to the next girl, and the next, and the next.

I came across a model from London. One of her profile pics was one of her modeling pics. There was a white background, she was wearing a white dress, she had white hair except for one streak of green and one streak of yellow. I thought I'd play on that...

"Hey, I'm not sure if anyone else let you know.... and it's a great modeling picture and everything.... but there's a parrot on your head."

To which she ripped my head off with...

"lol ohhhh

ur one of those guys that try to be all funny and witty to make up for their lack of self confidence and insecurities. hence why you are single now and probably will always remain that way.

good luck with everything."

To which I replied:

"lol wow laugh much? Come on creative people make creative comments."

She blocked me. Models can be so egotistical.

But hey, now I know.

Some women got the attraction for me almost instantly. One couldn't wait to get on the site's IM to talk to me. We had a fun conversation about American Idol and common interests. I tried my best to keep everything I said fresh, even if it was simple. At the end, she told me she wanted to talk again later on. I told her that she passed the crazy test. She laughed.

Another girl had a picture of a bottle in her hand that was clearly alcohol that said "PINK" on the front.

"The bottle in your hand... any good?"

"haha oddly-I am allergic to it. Found that out the hard way. It is good though.

By the way-I would kick your butt on piano any day haha"

I've never been challenged when it came to who's better at the piano.

"lol is that a threat? I could totally rock your socks off. IT'S ON. lol"

"BRING.
IT.

btw....i did a degree in piano and I play hours a day for work and basically can play anything...so BRING....IT!"

Love and Ciao,

Awesome.

Science of Sexual Appeal: Part One

Saw that someone in the house recorded a discovery channel two-hour documentary entitled "Science of Sexual Appeal" and immediately went "time for notes!"

Here's part one of them.... more as I continue watching....

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Science of Sexual Appeal

Sex Appeal is not a matter of taste, it's a biological imperative. Evolution is driving how we pick partners.

We're hard-wired to read genetic clues in a potential mate's face, bod shape, sway, scent and voice. Women have a more complex sexual agenda than men.

"So we use to think that mate preferences were something completely arbitrary, that beauty was in the eye of the beholder. In recent years, the evidence is suggesting that that's probably not the case. There are lots of things that are going on on-consiously that we have no control over. Beauty is not arbitrary, what's handsome is not arbitrary. All around the world, women find certain things attractive and other things less attractive."

We al operate according to a genetic playbook. It tells us to couple with the hottest partner we can snag, and makes us love being in love. Monogamy, even cheating, turn out to be programmed behavior. Everything is directed at passing on the best genes to our offspring. And to giving those offspring the bet hot at survival.

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FACE

Man to Woman

Once look can stir a passion that lasts a lifetime.

"I thought I was a little out of my league... probably. And that had a lot to do with her face. I mean, she's a beautiful girl. She's got amazing lips and a perfect nose. The eyes, the shape and the color of them is pretty much ideal for me."

"You have the highest cheek bones I have ever seen on a female and I was like "Is that real?""

"The first thing I noticed were her eyes and I thought she had really cute ears. And then I kinda progressed from there downward."

Woman to Man

"He had on really thick coke bottle glasses, but I could see through that that he had the most beautiful face and smile and big huge brown eyes and I just fell in love with his whole little face."

THE GOLDEN RATIO

Across the centuries, certain faces have achieved immortality for their lure and sexiness. For just as long, scientists and philosophers have tried to figure out just what makes a face drop-dead gorgeous. The greeks believe the secret lay in a mathematical formula. Plato called it "The Golden Ratio: An Equation For Perfect"...

Take a space and divide it into two parts. "The Golden Ratio" is the when the relative size of the small part to the big part is the same ratio as the big part to the whole. It's about two thirds of the way across.

It turns out, you can find The Golden Ratio in the structure of many living things including human beings. Many anatomical proportions in the hands (Tip of fingers to the top of the palm to the wrist), feet (Tip of the toes to the bump on top of the foot to the back of the foot), arms (Wrist to elbow to shoulder), torso (Neck to waist to groin, Neck to knees to bottom of feet), and face (Bridge of nose to side of eye to side of face, Side of eye to front of ear to back of ear, Bridge of nose to eye to side of ear, Chin to nostrils to eyes, Bottom of chin to top of chin to nostrils, Nostril to eyes to top of head) come close to matching this mathematical balance.

(As seen in "Eyes to mouth to base of chin", "Eye to front of ear to back of ear", "Middle of the nose to the bridge between eyes to the top of the forehead", "Mouth to the eyes to the top of the highest hair", etc.)

Kendra Schmid, a statistician at the University of Nebraska, uses The Golden Ratio to rate a faces sex appeal.

Most of us seem to drawn to members of the opposite sex who got a strong dose of sex hormones during puberty. These faces indicate god health and fertility.

"We say someone looks attractive, but what we're actually saying is that that person probably as good genes, that that person is probably reproductively healthy. If I pair up with that individual and we have children, those children will do quite well."

(As soon as we spot a potential mate, we immediately subconsciously run through a list of reasons why we find that person attractive based on specific details in looks.)

SYMMETRY

Imagine you could split your face in two. Superimpose one side to the other. Your eyes would line up evenly, your smile would be straight, and your nose, cheeks, and forehead would be perfectly balanced. The symmetry of our faces is determined by events that took place before we were even born. The human fetus is designed to grow in two equal parts, but it doesn't always happen that way. Tiny genetic abnormalities, poor nutrition, even mild infections can slightly alter our facial design leaving a permanent, if subtle, record.

8/10 men and women prefer a symmetrical face. They're subconsciously responding to fundamental clues about physical and genetic health. Clues planted in the womb.

Faces can undergo subtle changes from one day to the next. Women get more attractive as they're ovulating (Face clears up of pores and imperfections to become clean and angelic).

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BODY

An ideal woman has a thin waist, curvaceous hips, long and slender legs. For a man, it's broad shoulders, strong pectoral muscles, and washboard abs. But are these the features we al find attractive?

Man to woman:

"Sometimes she'll give me a little flash and that's.... yeah I like that."

Woman to man:

"He's proportional. He has nice thighs too. He doesn't have that chicken leg syndrome where they're really big up top and these skinny, tiny legs. He has a great body."

Man to woman:

"The first date we went on, she had on this white mini skirt. The waist was very thin and then all of the sudden, POW! Booty just out the window."

"She had a really nice body. She was built. Really built. That's was really got me and I didn't go much further than that."

Carey Johnson is trying to work out which body shape are guaranteed to drive us wild. With an eyes tracker, a dot shows where the eyes are focusing. The longer they linger on one spot, the bigger the dot grows.

"He spends a lot of time looking at the person's face. He's looking at her shoulders, up and down her body. He does look at the woman's breasts, that's not surprising at all."

A woman's breasts clearly signal that she's past puberty and is probably able to reproduce so it's no surprise they draw the eye. But they're not the only targets of a man's attention.

"If you're looking at a real person walking down the street, there are any number of things that can distract your attention away from the things that we are interested in as scientists. The person might be wearing a very low cut dress and draw your attention to that region of the body. The person could be wearing jewelry. And all of those things muddy our ability to interpret what might be governing your judgements of attractiveness."

To focus purely on body shape, she designed a series of grey mannequins with no faces, no breasts, no jewelry. All alike except in their body proportions. Then she asked subjects to decide whether the shapes were male or female. So soon noticed a pattern: No matter what shape the body was, viewers looked most often at the hips and the waist. All humans, she discovered, use the hips and the waist as an indicator of a person's gender. The reason is simple: The sex hormones which surge through us at puberty dramatically reshape a woman's waist from straight to more of an hourglass. Researchers have put a number on what appears to be the sexiest female body shape. her waist should be seven tenths as wide as her hips. Artwork across the ages shows that this ratio, very similar to The Golden Ratio, seems to be the ideal throughout human history.

"When we began this work, the dominant theory in why bodies were attractive focused on one cue and that is how curvaceous the body is. And it was theorized that it was because that particular body shape signified health or fertility. The most attractive women were those women that were healthy and that were able to bare children."

But Carey Johnson's research also uncovered what at first seemed like a serious contradiction to this theory. Although me found the fertile ratio of seven tenths attractive, they found six tenths and five tenths eve more attractive. At five tenths, the woman's waist would be so narrow, she'd be unable to bare children.

"If it were the case that the body's shape is an important cue to health and fertility, then you might expect that judgements of attractiveness would be less for extreme bodies that don't actually exist in nature. In fact, we find the exact opposite: The most attractive bodies in our stimuli are the most extreme. They have the narrowest waist relative to the hips. So narrow that it doesn't exist in nature and yet our observers say "That's attractive"."

This seems to fly in the face of all the links scientists have found between sex appeal and heath and fertility, but actually, it doesn't. Because the missing pieces that our brains judge how a body looks as it moves...

BODY MOVEMENT

..."In the 1970s, some of the first studies of human body motion were conducted by Joe Hanson who applied reflective material to the body's major joints. Essentially ping pong balls or reflective tape and he filmed people walking or doing jumping jacks. Performing many activities. When these videos were played back to observers, all you can see is those points of light moving and the question was: Can people even tell that this is a human. The answer was unequivocal: Yes. And this shows just ho important the body is and specifically body motion for social judgements."

So Carey programmed a series of walks in her bodies, gave them a variety of waist sizes, and asked viewers to rate which combination was the sexiest.

"What we found when we looked at our participant's judgements is the bodies with kind of straight torso walking with a masculine shoulder swagger were perceived to e attractive and the bodies with an hourglass shape when walking with a lot of hip swagger were also judged to be attractive. Other combinations were not so attractive."

She seems to have uncovered a mental shortcut for reading cue for masculinity or femininity. Or, in other words, were lazy. "Don't make me think too hard. Is this body worth mating with or not?"

"What we think is going on is not really anything about health or fertility, but rather the combination of cues. This is an easy combination to understand. This is a masculine man. It's very easy for the person to process and therefore it's very attractive. On the flip-side, when you have a very feminine woman's body shape, it's very easy to process and therefore it's more attractive to our observers."

And what's true for the observer also seems to hold true for the observed. Carey asked flesh and blood subject to walk on a treadmill while she filmed them. She gave half of her subjects one explanation of what she was testing-

"What we're gonna have you do today is find a comfortable walking speed on the treadmill and then we'll analyze your walk motion for its efficiency using computer algorithm."

-And then the other half, another.

"...then we'll video record your walking and show it to other people who will evaluate your sexual attractiveness."

Carey quickly noticed that the people who thought they were being rated for sexiness tended to exaggerate their movements trying to look especially masculine or feminine.

"When we look at a woman, we expect her hips to be moving laterally a little bit more from side to side. When we're talking about a man's walk motion and a man's walk motion, we're expecting his shoulders to swagger a little. As well, the men might puff out their arms a little bit more to increase the visible size of their body."

(Women: Butt doesn't move when NOT being judged for sexiness, DOES move from side to side when judged for sexiness.
Man: Shoulders don't move around very much at all when NOT being judged for sexiness, but they DO swagger from side to side when they are.)

We appear to have one mental mechanism that looks for people with sexy walks and another that encourages us to walk sexily when we know we're being watched. The same urges governed the mating habits of the first humans. And a regular walk to betray genetic weaknesses and a limited life expectancy. A sexy strut broadcasts that you are healthy and likely to live long enough to raise healthy children.

"What evolution is about, and we are evolved organisms, is getting new genes into the next generation. And so we are extremely attentive to cues of how heathy this person is, how good are their genes. We have mechanisms that are designed to detect the subtle characteristics in other people."

Our brains work quickly to size up faces and bodies for attractiveness, secretly ranking potential partners, always on the hunt for the healthiest possible genes. But not all of us will be able to snag a perfect ten. We do the best we can.

Woman to man:

"When my friend and I looked around and I saw Ritz, I just stopped because his physique... he was tall like how I like. He had these nice, heavy eye brows, nice head of hair and... he just stood out. I didn't have to look to the rest of the room, I didn't care what was on the other side of the room."

"He's got that sort of like puppy dog thing going for him. The big brown eyes and... I don't know, he's got a nice smile."

Man to woman:

"The way she walks, the way she talks, the way she sorta has a little devilish smile makes you feel like a very very small boy in a room full of men."

"As I was turning around, he was right there in my face looking me up and down saying "Hi, my name's Donny"."

How we decide when to pair up and with whom is a riddle that evolutionary psychologist Douglas Kenrick has tried to solve for decades.

"If we all just went for good genes, everyone would be unhappy if the guys didn't end up with Jennifer Lopez or some other fashion model, they would just stop then and the women would stop if they couldn't get Brad Pitt or some extremely handsome guy. In real life, people have to match up with one another."

Each person found a partner within a point or so of themselves.

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VOICE

"The men who had the most number of children also had the lowest pitch voices."

"We think the significance of a person's voice in terms of its sound may be related to the fact that during most of human evolutionary history, when the sun went down, it was light out and therefore, at night, sound was one of the principle domains in which critical kinds of interpersonal interactions occurred."

At the forefront of these nocturnal interactions were seduction and sex. When a woman and a man out on a first date make small talk, a crucial antennae for sex appeal is hard at work. That antennae isn't focused on what they're saying, but on how they're saying it.

"Oh my god, his voice is awesomely sexy. now, his voice can totally take your pants off. That's for sure."

"Her voice is... uhh... it's that perfectly rich mixture of femininity and clarity."

"I like a sweet voice. You know, she has a sweet voice."

"You definitely wanna feel like you're the girl and if a guy talks maybe softer or sweeter than you, you may sort of wonder about that."

Dr. David Feinburg had ben trying to discover what makes a voice attractive.

"There's a lot that we can tell from someone voice just from the first time we listen to them. We can sorta tell how old somebody is from the sound of their voice, we can tell what sort of emotional state they're in, but one of the more interesting things that we've been looking at in our research is whether you can tell how attractive somebody is from their voice."

Nearly across the board, men chose women with higher pitched voices.

"I found the high pitched voices better, they sounded more feminine."

"It really sounded like someone who was younger, someone close to my age and probably more fit."

"I thought it was healthier and younger and sexier."

"When we think about women's voices, the first thing we might think is "Men are really liking these soft and low voices. But what our research shows is the opposite. One of the main reasons why is that younger women have higher pitched voices and women with higher estrogen levels also have these higher pitched voices."

And it will probably come as no surprise that women chose men with deeper, more masculine voices.

"It just sounds better when they're deeper."

"I definitely find a deep voice more attractive for a man."

"The deeper voice just seems more like they might be stronger or bigger... maybe than the higher pitched voice."

"The pitch of a man's voice is really related to how much testosterone the man had at puberty. So men with a lot of testosterone at puberty grow these really low voices and men with not so much testosterone at puberty have these higher pitched voices. So when women listen to these voices, they may not know that they're picking up on these testosterone cues, but their behavior is acting as if they sort of unconsciously know what's going on here."

What's going on is that women is that women are reacting to clues that reveal much more than the shape of a man's vocal cords.Because testosterone levels in a pubescent boy don't just create a sexy voice, they build a sexy face and usually a sexy body too. Just as in women, high estrogen leads to a more attractive face, waist, more attractive breasts, as well as a higher voice. And there's a fascinating twist to this tale: As women's faces become more appealing during ovulation, so, it turns out, do their voices.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

The Bro Code -- Article 1: Bro's Before Ho's

Although I don't follow it religiously, the book entitled "The Bro Code" does make some valid points.

Written by writer for the show "How I Met Your Mother", Matt Kuhn and fictional character Barney Stinson, this book attempts to outline certain unspoken rules that men must follow between other men, or "Bro's".

ARTICLE 1: Bro's before ho's.

The bond between two men is stronger than the bond between a man and a woman because, on average, men are stronger than women. That's just science.


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What I get from this is that no matter what, the bond that you have with a friend is stronger than that of a significant other. Aside from the true, but sexist statement, he does have a point. Girlfriends can be lost just as fast as they are gained. Friendships last much longer.

It also points out that, when there's a decision to be made between the two, ALWAYS go with the friend. If you should choose the girl, you'll have lost a friend and, eventually, suffer a broken heart whereas if you were to just choose the friend, all you'd have is that broken heart. If she says "It's either me or your friend", smack her in the face, AND THEN dump her bitch ass.

Love and Ciao,

Awesome.

What I Really Want

You know, I think deep down I just want to be able to have a very deep discussion with a random, intelligent, sophisticated woman. I don't want a goal in mind. I don't want to be the guy noticing tits and ass first before anything else, but that's just the way men are built mentally. There doesn't need to even be a second encounter. I think it would be that much more magical and amazing if it was a chance meeting with a random stranger that you can pour your heart out to.

Love and Ciao,

Awesome.

Opening Post

It crossed my mind a while ago that I should make a blog specifically for things related to this aspect of my life.

The goal here is simple: inform you of my latest conquests, one-on-one interactions, mishaps, fuck-ups, and newly discovered "face-the-music" lessons I learn with meeting women.

I'm fresh at this. I've been on this for about four months. I've got so much to learn and I can't wait to share it all with you naked and completely honest.

A dear friend of mine opened me up to this by handing over some DVDs of the pick-up master David DeAngelo's "Double Your Dating: Live In LA!" Since then, I've been researching attraction, maturity, style, spirituality, communication, and the likes with the dream that I become an awesome guy that everyone wants to be around, that women crave, and that other men get jealous over.

My nickname "Mr. Awesome" or just plain "Awesome" comes from the character Barney Stinson off of the sitcom "How I Met Your Mother". I've adapted his style and delivery while adding honesty and ease.

Stick around,

Awesome.